Haiku part 2

Giant coat pockets

I quickly stuff with free bread.

Award show buffet

A Haiku

Sir, I need a coat

Which will hang below the knee

Yes, like the Matrix

We all know a little bit about Mr. Steven Seagal: his decades in the almost lucrative direct-to-video action film market, his current work as a reserve deputy sheriff (clout!), the foray's into the celebrity musician field as a composer of a mix of pop, world, country and blues music. These are the things that make up what the man has done, but it tells little about what he really is. He is a coat aficionado. So much so he, at one point, felt it necessary to get a custom made bulletproof article of outerwear. Yeah, you read that right. The fine folks from VBS.TV — which has been "blowing the ass off the rest of the internet since last decade." — ventured down to Bogota Columbia to visit one of the foremost producers of bulletproof clothing that won't make you look like this guy.

It's an interesting piece of journalism only made more so by the addition of someone who once played a character named "cockpuncher."

Seagal makes an apperance at 4:30ish.
And now you know just a little more about Mr. Seagal's closet.